Embarassing Sex Bloopers by Candace Fleming

Embarassing Sex Bloopers

We’ve all been there– having sex and then BAM, something goes wrong. I’ve compiled a list of embarrassing but funny sex bloopers for your enjoyment.

Getting Your Period

There is nothing attractive about getting your period. But getting your period during sex is a whole different story. You ever wonder why your guy was screaming all of a sudden? It wasn’t from the wonderful sensation of having sex, instead he happened to look down and see Aunt Flo in full swing. Yuck!

Smelling Bad

From sweaty smelly balls to sour fishy cooch… aint nobody got time for that! The worse thing ever is to go down on someone and have their funk meet you halfway. It’s not cute and it goes past embarrassment. Showers are your friend in this case. Rub a dub dub.


Farts happen. But farting during sex.. is a no no. I was tickled at Kandi on the RHOA for saying she farted in some dudes face while he was giving her oral. How disgusting is that?  And if you haven’t had anyone to fart, I’m almost positive you’ve heard vagina like farts sounding off. Either way– not sexy.

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Being Caught

I don’t know what’s worse: being caught by your parents having sex or by the police having sex. Either way it’s not fun. People get caught all the time giving blow jobs, masturbating, etc. This is not a good luck, besides what do you say after being caught? Umm.. I wasn’t trying to? But how do slip up and pop a dck in your mouth?

Saying The Wrong Name

I’m not sure how common calling the wrong name is in the bedroom but can you say mood killer? I can understand anyone having a little fantasy going on in there head but to get so caught up and yell out the wrong name. No bueno boo boo.

Not Being Able To Perform

I know not being able to perform is mostly a guy thing, right? Well not necessarily, some girls are not able to make it rain down there no matter what guys try. And who wants to slide inside the Sahara desert? You better run to Walmart and get some of that Yours and Mines KY lube, I’m sure that will help in some way.

Have you had any embarrassing sex bloopers that you would like to share? I’ll even start off with the first one. Check my comments down below.


About the Author:

Candace Fleming Candace Fleming is the founder of What You Allow. She writes solely to empower women and try to teach men how to treat women while dating or in relationships. Besides blogging, Candace enjoys decorating, reading, watching and reality tv. Vist her at www.whatyouallow.com , www.facebook.com/whatyouallow, or www.twitter.com/whatyouallow



  1. ashley

    August 7, 2013 at 10:40 am

    I’d have to say getting caught by the police. That is all lol
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  3. 1prettyorchid

    June 14, 2013 at 4:31 am

    My sex blooper was getting a condom stuck inside me.. not fun.. no ma’am, no sir!

    • Ms. Nix

      June 14, 2013 at 6:28 am

      Girl…LOL!!! I had to use the bathroom and I sneezed only to pass gas and tinkled a bit!! Embarassing…

      • 1prettyorchid

        June 14, 2013 at 6:29 am

        Lol.. it happens to the best of us!

        • Ms. Nix

          June 14, 2013 at 6:38 am

          It definitely changed the mood!!! LMBO!

  4. bequoted

    June 13, 2013 at 3:36 pm

    Stuff like this actually happens…that’s the funny part. LOL. Imagine this type of foolishness happening when you have sex with someone for the first time. Wowza!

    • Ms. Nix

      June 13, 2013 at 3:49 pm

      That would not only be embarassing but I don’t know how I could even “perform” because I wouldn’t be able to stop laughing in some of these situations.

      • 1prettyorchid

        June 14, 2013 at 4:26 am

        bequoted, strangely enongh this happens far than people think. The stuff we go through to get some loving.. geez!

    • Ms. Nix

      June 13, 2013 at 2:36 pm

      Okay – didn’t you crack up laughing!!! You have to know when to laugh at yourself and this was one that made me think and giggle!

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